Invisible Cars

There are three four main problems with owning an invisible car, as I see it.

1. Parallel parking would be really, really hard.
2. Joyriders would run into you all the time, ‘cos they don’t stay in their lanes if they don’t see anyone coming towards them.
3. If you forget where you’ve parked, you’re fucked.
4. Everyone will be able to see when you’ve got no pants on.

Final word? Buy a visible car, it’ll save you trouble in the long run. And just think of all the money you’ll save on trousers.